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T W E L V E M
I N U T E S
O V E R R E Y K J A V Í K
BY SARAH MASON AND JOHN
PULL
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Date: Tue, 14 Mar 2000 11:36:22 -0500
From: <jpul>
To: <sama>
Subj: What does Björk like in her pan-fried dumplings?
A: Pjörk
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Date: Tue, 14 Mar 2000 11:37:43 -0500
From: <sama>
To: <jpul>
Subj: What does Björk use to eat her pan-fried dumplings?
A: A förk
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Date: Tue, 14 Mar 2000 11:38:03 -0500
From: <jpul>
To: <sama>
Subj: Perhaps a little too esoteric
Q: Which of the early 20c Spanish playwrights does Björk most enjoy?
A: García Ljörca.
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Date: Tue, 14 Mar 2000 11:39:07 -0500
From: <sama>
To: <jpul>
Subj: Re: Perhaps a little too esoteric
Perhaps.
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Date: Tue, 14 Mar 2000 11:40:01 -0500
From: <jpul>
To: <sama>
Subj: What does Björk call you behind your back?
A: A djörk
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Date: Tue, 14 Mar 2000 11:40:01 -0500
From: <sama>
To: <jpul>
Subj: What do you most closely resemble?
A: A big djörk
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Date: Tue, 14 Mar 2000 11:41:30 -0500
From: <jpul>
To: <sama>
Subj: Re: What do you most closely resemble?
Ha ha -- we sent each other virtually the same thing at exactly the
same time.
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Date: Tue, 14 Mar 2000 11:42:19 -0500
From: <sama>
To: <jpul>
Subj: Re: What do you most closely resemble?
I was first I was first with that joke
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Date: Tue, 14 Mar 2000 11:43:58 -0500
From: <jpul>
To: <sama>
Subj: Re: What do you most closely resemble?
Any advantage you may have had is negated because your previously-sent
email violated the Björk95 Manifesto because you spelled it "förk" instead
of "fjörk". Also, you contemplated running spellcheck -- another violation,
and a heinous one at that.
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Date: Tue, 14 Mar 2000 11:44:53 -0500
From: <sama>
To: <jpul>
Subj: Re: What do you most closely resemble?
hee hee
I meant "fjörk" though and that's what counts dammit.
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Date: Tue, 14 Mar 2000 11:45:33 -0500
From: <jpul>
To: <sama>
Subj: Re: What do you most closely resemble?
Perhaps you've pledged allegiance to the breakaway faction known as
"Psychic Friends of Björk95" but I, my dear, certainly have not.
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[Sama did not respond to this email]
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Date: Tue, 14 Mar 2000 11:47:07 -0500
From: <jpul>
To: <sama>
Subj: Oops
Sorry, I meant to type "Björkme95".
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Date: Tue, 14 Mar 2000 11:48:53 -0500
From: <sama>
To: <jpul>
Subj: Re: Oops
I think maybe you meant to type "Pjörkme95". .
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