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A Car Crash for the Ages by Anastasia von Beaverhausen (07/15/00)

Kids Help Pick Cool, New Color for Heinz Ketchup by Deb Magness (07/12/00)

Not An Interview with a Famouns Immunobiologist by Whtney Pastorek (07/10/00)

An Interview with Op Sail 2000 by Julian Kyd (07/04/00)

An Interview with the Proprietor by The Genome (06/24/00)

An Interview with the Genome by Robert Higginbotham (06/24/00)

We Have Seen the Future, and It is Humble: Surely Evidence of our End Times (We Don't Really Think So, but Want to Fan the Flames of Paranoia). And We Really Like These Long Titles. (06/21/00)

Big El, Little El by Leo B. (06/20/00)

An Conceit by Simons Manigault (06/15/00)

Some Superheroes by Dave Pepey (06/15/00)

Ben, We Hardly Knew Ye: A Fromage by Dan Vaden (06/12/00)

Undocumented from another time (06/11/00)

The Last Ten Minutes of Lunch: Sponsored by CDNOW by Patience Lee (06/11/00)

A Rumination, as You Might Expect by Junior Depasquale (06/09/00)

Not Separated at Birth by Sarah Mason and John Pull (06/09/00)

A Typical by Frank Mikus (06/08/00)

A Letter From the Editor by Harry J. Tipple (06/08/00)

A Box of Sheep by Sherman McCoy (06/07/00)

Found on the MTA by Roo Jobes (06/07/00)

I See Him Everywhere (Redux) by Amino Collusion (06/06/00)

Cafe Au Lait: Our Reporter Goes Undercover to Investigate the World of Coffee Slugs by Sam Smilbone (06/06/00)

I See Him Everywhere by Justin Inch (06/05/00)

I Wish I'd Never Gone Through Puberty by Tara Wray (05/25/00)

Suite Crimes Unit Under Fire by Ron Singer (05/24/00)

New Titles and Synopses for the Next Five Gor Novels by Bart Locart (05/23/00)

It's Monday and We're Desperate: An Exercise in Seeing How Far You Can Get by Simply Knowing Television Executive's Names; A: Not Far (NB: An Overly Long Title Doesn't Help, but Perhaps the Ironic Self-Reflexivity Will) by 'Jim' Slade (05/22/00)

Dialogue Fourteen by Kim Granger (05/18/00)

Capricious Savagery: The Last in A Series of Fables Involving Child Stars, Complete with Biblical Allusions by Ann J. O'Keene (05/17/00)

Errata by Gerry Haslet (05/16/00)

Recently, at the Biennial by Victor Marskell (05/12/00)

You Can Go Home Again by Johann Livelb (05/11/00)

A Note on the Type by Benjamin S. White (05/08/00)

The 'I Love You' Virus: A PSA by James H. Twinbein (05/05/00)

Seven Habits of Highly Effective Sinners by Gabriel Swan (05/04/00)

McSweeney's Has Taken McSweeney's Away From You (05/02/00)

My Father, He Looks Like Lenny Strollo by Freddie Montgomery (05/01/00)

I Hate to Bother You, Mr. Gergen, but Won't You Please Pull on My Feet a Little? by Harry J. Tipple (04/28/00)

The Terms of Betrayal by Mad KS (04/27/00)

12 Minutes Over Reykjavík by Sarah Mason and John Pull (04/25/00)

Via Dolorosa; System: AD&D: Category, Historical by Mario Moscalini (04/24/00)

Possible Activities by Snow Fisher (04/21/00)

It Struck Me on the Down Escalator at the Mall. by Tess Robinson (04/19/00)

Rejected Titles for this Piece by W. Ng (04/17/00)

Mad Libs: A Primer by Dan Vaden (04/14/00)

Recent Dreams. by Trauss Santoro (04/13/00)

Oh, David Gergen, David Gergen! A Refraction. by Roger Tichborne (04/12/00)

An Amerian (Subsidiary) Tragedy by C.C. Baxter (04/11/00)

How Do I War Thee? Let Me Count the Ways by Lavage Scarliotti (04/07/00)

 

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